[/color=#008141]â–²: Are You Prepared To Make Love To A Woman

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: I Dont Actually Know What That Means

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: I Just Saw My Future Self Greeting Me With It A While Ago

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: I Think It Must Be Some Manner Of Human Salutation

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Do you want to talk about how that made you feel?

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Well I Suppose It Made Me Feel Confused

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: But If The Timeline Requires I Begin Its Usage Then So Be It

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Are you aware of the connotations that your new greeting holds?

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Because it is not quite a phrase that should be taken lightly, unless you are going for the ironic standpoint, like Dave might.

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: I Dont Really Know What The Phrase

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Make Love

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Means

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: I Assumed It Was Asking Whether The Person Being Greeted Was Prepared To Love Me For The Charm I Was About To Display Through Conversation

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: But Then I Mean Human Greetings Are Strange

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Sup For Example Is An Odd One

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Why Would You Greet Somebody By Telling Them To Eat

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Kanaya, you are rambling again.

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Right Okay

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: To "make love" means to have sexual intercourse, though I suppose there could be a certain charm held to that activity.

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: But it is not always necessary.

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Oh Dear God

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: So, concisely, your greeting implied, put lightly, "Greetings, are you prepared to fuck?"

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: What Does Cursing Have To Do With Anything

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Unless

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Does The Word Fuck Have Some Sort Of Lascivious Implication In Human Culture

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Oh. Hm. I thought that was relaying it pretty simply.

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: How would you put it?

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Oh Wow If Fuck Is A Sexual Term Among Humans Then

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: "Would you like to partake in activities involving buckets with me?"

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: I Think I May Need To Have A Very Urgent Discussion With Karkat When We're Finished Here

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Oh

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Oh My

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Rose I Assure You This Is Not At All What I Meant To Imply Through My Greeting

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: I Cant Impress Upon You How Embarrassed I Am Right Now

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: I Havent Been This Flustered Since I Saw You With A Pail On Your Head

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Which I Again Assure You I Never Meant To See

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Yes, he does use that word pretty fragrantly. It probably upsets and intrigues some deep part of John's subconscious, which might be why he talks to Karkat so frequently.

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Wow Alright Well

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Im Actually Not Sure How Karkat Might Feel About That

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: As you know, pails have no real sexual connotation for us humans. It's not like you barged in on any sort of private activity of mine.

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Though, I suppose you have seen a good majority of my life. I'm not sure I want to know what you have or have not seen.

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Unless you would like to tell me?

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Well Yes But Its Sort Of A Difficult Thing To Keep In Mind

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: It Would Be Much Akin To My Telling You Trolls Do Not Use

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Whatever It Is Humans Use During Mating

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: I Believe Dave Referred To Them As Butt Plugs

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Don't be embarrassed, Kanaya. We are all adults here, figuratively speaking.

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Your unintentional attempt at a pick up line has neither embarrassed me nor marred our friendship in the slightest.

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Oh Good Well Thats Actually Pretty Relieving

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: And If Your Want I Can Tell You What Ive Seen

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: You Do Have A Right To Know I Suppose

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: If you wish.

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: And, I am fairly certain that "butt plugs" are not a necessity in bedroom activities, only an object that a certain set of people might be interested in.

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Ah Well Then I Believe I May Have Been Had

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: He Insisted They Were Absolutely Mandatory

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: And That I Alchemize Some To Enhance Multiculturalism

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Anyways

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: On To The Parts Of Your Life And Topics That Dont Make Me Flush Furiously For Various Reasons

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Unless I am mistaken, of course.

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Oh my. Well, no they are certainly not mandatory. In fact, I am pretty sure that many people would be rather adverse to inserting something into their anus during sex.

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: It is, however, a fetish.

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Oh dear, you alchemized some?

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Erm

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Possibly

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Anyways

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: I Suppose I Should Start At The Beginning

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Of Your Life Not Of The Butt Plug Story

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Lets Get Away From That Topic It Is Starting To Make Me Feel Very Stupid

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: And Also I Need To Throw Some Things Out Which Will From You Perspective Take No Time But I Feel i Should Say Excuse Me A Moment Regardless

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Back

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Whichever you prefer.

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: I cannot help but feel vaguely curious as to what you threw out.

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Okay Well The First Thing I Saw Was You Landing In A Meteor And Your Human Mother Finding You

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: But regardless, I am listening.

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: I Figured I Would Start With The Beginning Of Your Life

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: And Swiftly Realized I Didn't Really Have The Time To Watch Everything That Had Ever Happened To You

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Also What I Threw Out Was A Small Basket Of Butt Plugs Can We Please Not Talk About It

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: That makes sense.

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: You Screamed A Great Deal When Your Mother Found You

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: You Screamed Often As A Human Wiggler Equivalent

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: A Baby I Think Theyre Called

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Kanaya.

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Why exactly did you alchemize a small basket of butt plugs in the first place?

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Leave my childhood be for a minute, because this is far more interesting.

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Well I Made A Variety Of Them Out Of Curiosity Trying To Figure Out How Exactly It Aided In Reproduction

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: And Then They Were Just Sitting There

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: And I Thought They

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Even if Dave had managed to convince you they were important to our culture, sexually, I find it hard to believe that you would take the time to produce a basket of them unless you were planning various devious activities.

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Well I Thought They Had A Nice Aesthetic

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Entirely Removed From Sexual Catonation

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: So I Put Them In A Basket Because I Thought It Made Them Look Pretty

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Can We Please Not Talk About That Anymore

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: I Already Feel Incredibly Stupid

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Also I Think The Word I Was Just Looking For Was Connotation Im Pretty Sure Catonation Is Not A Thing

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Well, that is quite interesting. Do you think that all human sex toys have a pleasing aesthetic?

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Does this conversation make you uncomfortable?

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Would you like to talk about why that is?

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: I would hope that you wouldn't feel stupid around me. I'm only trying to make you feel more comfortable around me. Friends often discuss topics of this nature.

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Well I Mean I Suppose Trolls Also Talk About Things Like This

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: But I Still Feel A Little Young To Be Doing So

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: But No Actually Your Other Human Sexual Props Dont Really Hold Any Sort Of Artistic Value To Me

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Sexuality In General Has Always Been Sort Of An Uncomfortable Topic For Me

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Uh

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Which Is Not To Say I Have Seen A Lot Of Human Sex Props Or Anything

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Are You Sure You Dont Want To Talk About Your Life Some More

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Just the butt plugs, then?

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: No, this topic sounds more interesting to what you may or may not have seen in my life.

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Damn

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Alright Then If You Insist

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Particularly your aversion to it is what makes it the most intriguing.

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Well

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: I Dont Really Know What There Is To Say About It

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: I Suppose I Have An Aversion To Mating As A Medical Or Sociological Topic Because It Voids the Act Of All Romance

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Well, did you think that it would be necessary to have a basket of human sex objects?

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Look If Im Being Perfectly Honest I Made Them For You

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Oh God That Came Out Wrong

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: So Wrong Oh God Let Me Try That Again

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: Oh?

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: What I Meant To Say Was That Karkat And Jade Both Suggest We May Meet At Some Point In The Near Future

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: And If We Survive Jack Then We Have No Idea What Is In Store For Us

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: And I Thought

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: If We Might All Be Stuck Here Together

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: You And Your Fellow Humans Might Wish To Attempt Reproduction At Some Point

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: So To Put It More Accurately They Were For You And John In The Future If You Saw Fit To Use Them

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Which I Guess Was Completely Unnecessary

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: And Kind Of Gross

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: So, you alchemized butt plugs, in case I wished to copulate with either John or Jade? Considering we are narrowing out my brother from this equation.

[/color][/color=#b536da]â–¼: That is both surprisingly thoughtful as well as minutely disturbing. As well as telling.

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: I Was Informed Human Females Were Incapable Of Reproduction With Other Human Females

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Was This Misinformation As Well

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Karkat Insists John Is Your Only Viable Partner Because Of The Human Anathema Of Incest

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: And Homosexuality

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: While I Would Go Through The Usual Rituals Of Are You Still There

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: And Can You See Me Typing This

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: I Will Just Skip Right To The Part Where I Say If You Have Said Anything Since I Said The Word Homosexuality Recently I Cannot See It

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Forgive Me If You Havent I Dont Mean To Rush You

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: I Am Just Very Paranoid

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: Unless Of Course It Is Simply Taking A Very Long Time To Send Me What You Type

[/color][/color=#008141]â–²: But I Will Catch Myself Now Before I Start To Ramble[/color]